Here's a list of shows that, barring any divine intervention or significant rewrites, I will never put onto any list of the best musicals, no matter how long. I'm only listing shows that I'm personally familiar with: there are undoubtedly many many more that have earned the "suck" distinction.
70 Girls 70
Annie Warbucks
Aspects of Love
A Tale of Two Cities
Big
Blood Brothers
Bring Back Birdie
Brooklyn
Canterbury Tales
Carrie
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Dance of the Vampires
Dirty Dancing
Dracula
DudeEating Raoul
Evil Dead
Fame
First Impressions
Footloose
Frankenstein
Golden Rainbow
Happy Days
Here's Love
In My Life
Into the Light
Jekyll and HydeLegs Diamond
Lestat
LoveMusik
Mary Poppins
Metropolis
Moby Dick
Mutiny
Newsies (Yeah, it's a movie. But it sucks so much I felt the need to include it.)
Oh, Brother!
Oh! Calcutta!
Promenade
Roza
Saved
Side Show
Starlight Express
Starmites
Tarzan
The Best Little Whorehouse Goes Public
The Boy From Oz
The King of Hearts
The Last Session
The Magic Show
The Pirate Queen
The Red Shoes
Time
The Tin Pan Alley Rag
Two Gentlemen of Verona
Victor/Victoria
We Will Rock You
Young Frankenstein

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